— farewell, warden!
we’re counting on you.
Mᴀss Eғғᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴs
That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
I just had to make a parallel set for these. xD
Next week: Nostalgia Critic vs Dante Basco. This will surely be amazing.
An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919
I love this so much.
The Inquisition Skyhold
the saga of patrick weekes’ #assquisitor is an amazing one.
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